(I Really Don't) Care Package - Holiday Edition!
SKU:
$20.00
$20.00 - $60.00
per item
Want to tell that special someone that you know that it's Christmas but you also want them to know that you really don't care? Well then why not let US pick out random crap from our shop and throw it in a box and send it to them for you in one of our new 'I Really Don't Care Packages'?!
With various pricing tiers to choose from you can show them exactly how much you DO NOT CARE about them or how well their holiday goes.
Don't have anyone that you don't care about? Order one for yourself and see how much we don't care about you!
Things to note:
Pre-orders are now open and will begin shipping the week of 12/4. All orders placed by Dec 15th are guaranteed to arrive on or before December 23rd. Limited quantities available as we don't want to break the internet with how much people don't care about one another.
With various pricing tiers to choose from you can show them exactly how much you DO NOT CARE about them or how well their holiday goes.
- "Meh" - $20; contains a loose action figure, a blind bag toy, 2 novelty items, and a pack of vintage trading cards.
- "Who dis?" - $30; contains 2 loose action figures, a blind bag toy, 2 novelty items, a pez dispenser and a pack of vintage trading cards.
- "No I TOTALLY remember your name!" - $40; contains 2 loose action figures, a blind bag toy, 3 novelty items, 2 pez dispensers, a few packs of vintage trading cards and a carded or boxed action figure.
- "Seriously, I couldn't care less." - $50; contains 2 loose action figures, 2 blind bag toys, 4 novelty items, 2 pez dispensers, a few packs of vintage trading cards, a carded or boxed action figure and a fart machine.
- "I don't remember sending that." - $60; contains 3 loose action figures, 2 blind bag toys, 4 novelty items, 3 pez dispensers, a few packs of vintage trading cards, a carded or boxed action figure, a fart machine and a Hall of Flame Candle.
Don't have anyone that you don't care about? Order one for yourself and see how much we don't care about you!
Things to note:
- We will eventually have a regular, non-Holiday Edition of these available.
- What makes these the Holiday Edition is the fact that it says "Holiday Edition" on it and we use red gift paper as well as the card included that mentions Christmas. (We can add your name at the end of the card too so the person isn't left wondering who doesn't care about them.)
- If you have questions about the specific items that will go into the box you're sending, you're kind of missing the point.
- If you want to send a box that shows you don't care even past the level of "I don't remember sending that" feel free to email us and we can put something together for you.
Pre-orders are now open and will begin shipping the week of 12/4. All orders placed by Dec 15th are guaranteed to arrive on or before December 23rd. Limited quantities available as we don't want to break the internet with how much people don't care about one another.