Hall of Flame Candles - The Lonely Saint of Home Security
The only home security you need this holiday season is our newest Hall of Flame Candles 'The Lonely Saint of Home Security'. So go ahead and call your current security provider and tell them you're cancelling your service and you'll be leaving this candle burning* in your home while you're away (safely) visiting family.
The candle is scented, but we defy anyone to guess what the scent is. It's been described as "unidentified faux pleasant smell" and "I dunno, kinda good I guess".
But the scent isn't what keeps your home safe, it's the magic of believing that the spirit of a 8-year-old will ward off any bumbling would-be robbers.
May your holidays be brighter with this warm reminder that we're all just a scared-ass kid any time we're home alone.
Be sure to also check out our pre-orders for this year's batch of Home Alone carded Micro Machines!
*You're not stupid enough to leave a candle burning when you leave your home, right?